This stunning sequel to Dudebro Zero focuses on the mysteries surrounding the Buddy Beer company and its founders, Thomas I. Dietsyrup and Thadeus Y. Quellspeed. Once their new highly addictive coffee-flavored light beer, BuddyKafé hits the market, all the bros become narcoleptic mindless drones (or at least more so than they were before), more sensible than ever to the practices of advertising. As a result of the company’s product, which led to a surge in sales of junk food and videogames, whose resulting sudden shortage in turn led prices and — consequently — inflation to skyrocket all around the globe, in the year 2004 the world economy is on the verge of total collapse.
Our hero, John Dudebro, is tasked by General Lee to investigate the matter. With Piston Sledge hopelessly addicted to BuddyKafé, rookie soldier Habemus Chicken joins Dudebro in his stead. The new brotastic duo is about to embark on a quest to stop the evil founders of the beer brand from using an ancient scroll found in a strip club to open a wormhole and summon to our world a forgotten deity whose name was — indeed — forgotten.
Or, well, they would if this game ever existed. The lack of media and information have led many to believe the game is just a marketing ploy used to jump from Dudebro 0 straight to II, cutting out the risk of developing an original I.P. since gamers hate new franchises. Taking this into account, there is a good chance the above events never even occurred.