Welcome to Cuba, and to Generalissimo Carnassus’s private golf club and resort. The warm weather, beautiful beaches brimming with babes, and fine cigars Dudebro will find here will be a welcome change after facing the frigid snowfields of Alaska.
Dudebro will be facing a new enemy in this location: the elite Carnassus Private Guard. As if the SkullPro soldiers in the area weren’t enough to shoot/slice, these Carnassus assholes are out to drop a major harsh on Dudebro’s buzz. Dudebro slices too much to play a good game of golf, so he’ll have to stick to what he does best on any beach – scoring with every single bikini-clad babe in sight. Golf is a pussy’s game anyway.
Seeing the course here, I guess you could say that I’m similar to Tiger Woods in a way: I’ve scored with more than 6.8 billion women. Only difference is that I shoot bullets into faces instead of golf balls into holes in the ground.
— John Dudebro
“Golf is a pussy’s game anyway.”
Boo! Every dude loves golfin’.
No, bro. Every dude loves keg-stands.