Welcome to the official website for “Dudebro™ — My Shit Is Fucked Up So I Got to Shoot/Slice You II: It’s Straight-Up Dawg Time”! We update regularly with news, screenshots, music clips and more from the game.
Oh, don’t think for a second this shit is “just a game”. Of course, if it was a game, we’d tell you how it would work on this website.
Pardon me — just taking a sip of my margarita. After all these years, I worked hard to earn these tasty little sonuvabitches.
What was I saying? Oh yeah. So this site is like the developer blog or the Dudebro dojo or some shit like that. Doesn’t really matter what you call it, does it? I don’t have the time to tell you everything, but some other dudes will stop by to take care of you. Probably. Anyway, I’m off to get another margarita.
— General Dawgless Lee
You also can look forward to occasional interjections from Dudebro II’s colorful cast of characters, such as General Lee up there. We hope you’ll get to know them better as we get closer to the game’s launch!
So take a look around the site’s departments and check back often, because Dudebro himself would be proud of your unquenchable thirst for brodiocity.
— The Dudebro II development team