Buddy Beer

Buddy Beer

Among the many alcoholic beverages Dudebro consumes on a daily basis, Buddy Beer will always be his favorite.

The Buddy Corporation was started by Jeremiah Buddy, a humble explorer and long time drinking mate of Christopher Columbus aboard the Santa Maria. Later acquiring a mystical pamphlet with information on how to brew the perfect beer, he would go on to start his company even before colonization began.

The unusually high amount of carbonation makes the drinker quite gassy. The belching potential is even advertised on the can. Perhaps this can be turned into a useful weapon.

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